Unicorns Like Me

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:36:25 -0400

oscarwildeis-dead: therockyhuntershow: It was 40 years ago...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:34:10 -0400

therockyhuntershow:

It was 40 years ago today. A little rock n’ roll musical written by out-of-work actor, Richard O’Brien, premiered at the 63-seat theatre, The Royal Court Theatre upstairs. Young actors Tim Curry, Julie Covington, Chris Malcom, Richard O’Brien, Patricia Quinn, Rayner Bourton, Nell Campbell & Paddy O’Hagan made up the original cast. 15 months later, filming began for the film version of the hit musical which would become the longest running theatrical release of all time and the greatest and most well known cult film in history.

Happy birthday, Rocky!

YES HAPPY BIRTHDAYY

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:23:00 -0400

my to do list

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:20:16 -0400

1: you

betterwhenaked: this is literally the best pick up line on a...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:19:38 -0400

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:18:05 -0400

hitlersbreastmilk: do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:04:06 -0400

hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:59:37 -0400

oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:57:29 -0400

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

egg-rolls: one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:35:06 -0400

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

unseenmadeseen: thescienceofobsession: cumberbuddy: corneli...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:02:13 -0400

unseenmadeseen:

thescienceofobsession:

cumberbuddy:

corneliapornelia:

Oh darling

‘Nailed it’ face though.

I mean, COME ON. How are we supposed to resist this?

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:00:54 -0400

dollyfarton: ineedmasculism: lundsdotter: The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus:...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:59:57 -0400

dollyfarton:

ineedmasculism:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.

I need masculism because I am afraid.

you should be

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:36:14 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:30:27 -0400

dammit-tim: candlejack: DO YOU EVEN LIFT, MR WAYNE? Alfred is...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:28:36 -0400

dammit-tim:

candlejack:

DO YOU EVEN LIFT, MR WAYNE?

Alfred is my spirit animal

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:49:14 -0400

babyinthetardisat221b: so. this is a thing my university has...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:47:10 -0400

babyinthetardisat221b:

so. this is a thing my university has been doing. i’ve seen two or three of these floating around campus. they’re these closed doors just sitting in the middle of a hallway and you think, what the fuck. and then you open them and this.

i’m so happy to be going here.

claimxjumper: i should be sleeping right now

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:44:46 -0400

claimxjumper:

i should be sleeping right now

reproduece: today i accidently wrote my url instead of my name on my test

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:35:01 -0400

reproduece:

today i accidently wrote my url instead of my name on my test